you are the worst. the actual worst.
you ruined our movie in the park.
you bit through our clothes and defenses.
i'm pretty sure that is against the rules.
we are covered in aggravated red bumps of all shapes and sizes.
on our feet and hands and shoulders and FACES. faces are off limits.
we've been itching for days and there's no relief.
you don't play fair. you pick on children. you are not appreciated.
i have considered procuring enough bats to cure portland of your evil.
you've been warned.